Aw, She Wuvs Me. =D

Brittany is FreshSupplies, Michelle is ChancefortheMoon.





ChancefortheMoon: If I'm gonna make fish for the first time I think I want to start with fresh
ChancefortheMoon: and not tilapia because I've never eaten it
FreshSupplies: Ever had trout?
ChancefortheMoon: No
FreshSupplies: You could go for sea bass, just find a basic, detailed recipe.
ChancefortheMoon: Now my craving is changing to grilled cheese
FreshSupplies: Woman!
ChancefortheMoon: WHAT?
ChancefortheMoon: I HAVE MY PERIOD
ChancefortheMoon: AGAIN
FreshSupplies: When did you start?
ChancefortheMoon: Today
ChancefortheMoon: I'm cramping
FreshSupplies: ...I finished today.
ChancefortheMoon: I finished a week ago
FreshSupplies: Haha, you caught my period.
ChancefortheMoon: YOU FUCKING WHORE!
ChancefortheMoon: I'LL KILL YOU!
ChancefortheMoon: I SWEAR I WILL
FreshSupplies: But YOU'RE the one bleeding.
FreshSupplies: BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
ChancefortheMoon: AK SLF DJA;JLKF AK; FKA;J;
ChancefortheMoon: YOU
ChancefortheMoon: MUST
ChancefortheMoon: DIE
ChancefortheMoon: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
ChancefortheMoon: ::eats a pillow::
FreshSupplies: FLY 1,500 MILES AND THEN I'LL BE SCARED
ChancefortheMoon: ...
ChancefortheMoon: I hate you
ChancefortheMoon: and I hope you die
FreshSupplies: You love me and you want me to be immortal, don't lie.
ChancefortheMoon: DIE
ChancefortheMoon: RHYMES WITH LIE
ChancefortheMoon: SO DIE
FreshSupplies: ...you have your period, so I'm sure that made sense in your head.
ChancefortheMoon: YES IT DID
FreshSupplies: Thank you for validating my comment.
FreshSupplies: You crazy, crazy slut.
ChancefortheMoon: I'M BLEEDING OUT OF MY VAGINA
FreshSupplies: THANKS TO ME
FreshSupplies: YOU'RE WELCOME
FreshSupplies: =D
ChancefortheMoon: WZDFDAS F AJSFLKAJFA
ChancefortheMoon: AH!
ChancefortheMoon: YOU MAKE ME WANT TO KILL SMALL CHILDREN
FreshSupplies: PSSH, YOU WANT TO DO THAT ANYWAY
FreshSupplies: DON'T BLAME ME FOR YOUR ALREADY PRESENT PSYCHOTIC TENDENCIES
ChancefortheMoon: I'm hungry
FreshSupplies: Then eat.
ChancefortheMoon: I don't know what to eat
FreshSupplies: Can't help you there.
FreshSupplies: ...that was quite an amazing downshift.
FreshSupplies: The flow must be ebbing at the moment.
ChancefortheMoon: ...
ChancefortheMoon: actually the cramps are lessening
FreshSupplies: So I was right.
FreshSupplies: <---- Win.

Twenty Mother Fucking Feet

Brittany is FreshSupplies, Michelle is ChancefortheMoon





FreshSupplies: Ooo, you found good 'chicken' nuggets?
ChancefortheMoon: YES
ChancefortheMoon: They are freaking AWESOME
ChancefortheMoon: The texture is like really tender chicken
ChancefortheMoon: a tasty spiced whole wheat crust
FreshSupplies: Brand?
ChancefortheMoon: um
ChancefortheMoon: That would be in the freezer
ChancefortheMoon: And I'm in the living room
ChancefortheMoon: And no
FreshSupplies: ...
FreshSupplies: Lazy.
FreshSupplies: Bitch.
ChancefortheMoon: I know.
FreshSupplies: At least my laziness involves stairs.
ChancefortheMoon: hahaha
FreshSupplies: You don't even have that excuse.
ChancefortheMoon: I LIVE ON THE FIFTH FLOOR
FreshSupplies: SO WALKING A FEW FEET INTO ANOTHER ROOM SHOULD BE NOTHIN'
ChancefortheMoon: I SAID NO
FreshSupplies: I SAID "LAZY BITCH"
FreshSupplies: THANKS FOR THE RECAP
ChancefortheMoon: AND I AGREED
FreshSupplies: SO WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE ABOUT YOUR LAZY BITCHNESS
ChancefortheMoon: YES WE ARE.

My, You Are Quite The Sexy Vegetable

Brittany is FreshSupplies, Michelle is ChancefortheMoon.





FreshSupplies: All I've had today is applesauce, which is bad.
FreshSupplies: I need teh foods.
ChancefortheMoon: yes you do
ChancefortheMoon: It is better to eat
FreshSupplies: Oooo, I wonder if that zucchini is still there...hold on a sec.
ChancefortheMoon: haha
FreshSupplies: Bwahahahahaha, zucchini!!!
ChancefortheMoon: ...wow
FreshSupplies: I'm hungry bitch, leave me alone.
ChancefortheMoon: I have never seen anyone that happy over a vegetable
ChancefortheMoon: Especially one as phallic as that one
ChancefortheMoon: I don't want to know what you are doing with the zucchini!
FreshSupplies: Hey, people dig their phallic vegetables, even when they don't plan on taking advantage of its phallic nature.
FreshSupplies: ...plan being the operative word.
FreshSupplies: XD
FreshSupplies: Actually no...this zucchini is a bit lacking in that department.
ChancefortheMoon: aww
FreshSupplies: Poor zucchini. =(
ChancefortheMoon: Even in vegetable form phallus' disappoint
FreshSupplies: ...
FreshSupplies: Did we really just have that conversation?
ChancefortheMoon: ...
ChancefortheMoon: I'm inclined to say yes
FreshSupplies: LIAR
FreshSupplies: ::Sigh::
FreshSupplies: ::Goes to the blog::

French Toast...Blue Birds...Radiation...

Brittany is FreshSupplies, Michelle is ChancefortheMoon.


ChancefortheMoon: I'm tired
FreshSupplies: Me too.
FreshSupplies: I'm getting damn near incoherent.
ChancefortheMoon: I has been for the time of the passt
FreshSupplies: I get it. You're being incoherent.
FreshSupplies: Funny.
ChancefortheMoon: hahahaha oooh I kill you.
ChancefortheMoon: ...I mean myself
FreshSupplies: Honestly? You meant both.
FreshSupplies: Even though they're the same thing.
FreshSupplies: DAMNIT, I can't even make a joke anymore.
FreshSupplies: ...go ahead...make a wise crack about how I never can anyway.
FreshSupplies: The door is wide open.
ChancefortheMoon: like your vagina
ChancefortheMoon: ::passes out::
FreshSupplies: Ewwww....for some reason that gave me the visual of you passing out in my vagina.
FreshSupplies: It's officially bed time.

I. Am. A. Dumb. Bitch.

Brittany is FreshSupplies, Michelle is ChancefortheMoon.



ChancefortheMoon: taaaaalk
FreshSupplies: Stuuuuuuuf.
FreshSupplies: Haha, I wish I'd mispelled that.
ChancefortheMoon: You did
ChancefortheMoon: Moron
FreshSupplies: DAMN.

Dumb. Bitch.

Brittany is FreshSupplies, Michelle is ChancefortheMoon.


ChancefortheMoon: TRIAL BY FIRE
ChancefortheMoon: WE HAVE TO SEE THIS
ChancefortheMoon: TOMORROW
ChancefortheMoon: LIFE TIME
FreshSupplies: What time?
ChancefortheMoon: I thinks eight
FreshSupplies: I have a show.
ChancefortheMoon: yay
ChancefortheMoon: no wait
ChancefortheMoon: boo

Television for Women

Brittany is FreshSupplies, Michelle is Chanceforthemoon



ChancefortheMoon: he's still very much in love with me
FreshSupplies: Well duh.
ChancefortheMoon: even though he's in a relationship with someone else
ChancefortheMoon: ...ohgod
ChancefortheMoon: I'm a Lifetime movie
FreshSupplies: Yes. Yes you are.
FreshSupplies: But the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.

An Entry About How We Don't Make Many Entries

ChancefortheMoon: We haven't had [a blog post] in a while
ChancefortheMoon: we need to be funnier
FreshSupplies: We had one like yesterday.
ChancefortheMoon: 4 days ago
ChancefortheMoon: We had 11 in July, 3 in August, and now two in September
ChancefortheMoon: hahaha
ChancefortheMoon: It's the titles that make me laugh
ChancefortheMoon: Well that and how funny we are
ChancefortheMoon: And the fact that you're an idiot
FreshSupplies: So in other words: The blog makes you laugh.
ChancefortheMoon: Yep, that sums it up
FreshSupplies: ...and I'm the idiot?
ChancefortheMoon: /end

Every Now And Then She Kind Of Scares Me

ChancefortheMoon: I wonder if there is an okkkcupid?

::Shame::

FreshSupplies: I identify with Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend" song.
ChancefortheMoon: ...
ChancefortheMoon: GET OUT
FreshSupplies: ::Leaves::

Fickle Bitch

Brittany is FreshSupplies, Michelle is ChancefortheMoon



ChancefortheMoon: oh and my lesbian mode is shot to shit
ChancefortheMoon: no hot lesbians
FreshSupplies: ...huh?
ChancefortheMoon: I changed my sexuality to lesbian
ChancefortheMoon: and no hot lesbos
ChancefortheMoon: so I'm going back to bi
FreshSupplies: That was quick.
FreshSupplies: Haha, kind of like when Jack decides to switch to women.
ChancefortheMoon: woohoo!
ChancefortheMoon: I'm Jack Sparrow!
FreshSupplies: Jack MacFarland.
FreshSupplies: Dumbass.
ChancefortheMoon: ...
ChancefortheMoon: FUCK
FreshSupplies: FAIL