A Ring or a Car?

FreshSupplies: Oh wow, that's beautiful.
FreshSupplies: White gold?
ChancefortheMoon: I TOLD YOU
ChancefortheMoon: Platinum
FreshSupplies: Ah.
ChancefortheMoon: I actually tried it on
ChancefortheMoon: It looks beautiful on me
FreshSupplies: How much?
ChancefortheMoon: 28 grand
FreshSupplies: O.O
FreshSupplies: Who the fuck are you gonna marry?!?!
ChancefortheMoon: HAHAHA
ChancefortheMoon: Stephen
FreshSupplies: Is he a high class pimp on the side or something?
FreshSupplies: 'Cause DAMN.
ChancefortheMoon: Hey
ChancefortheMoon: He's got at least three years
FreshSupplies: IT'S THE PRICE OF A NICE CAR
ChancefortheMoon: Stephen says it isn't
FreshSupplies: Isn't what? The price of a car?
ChancefortheMoon: "A decent car, yes"
FreshSupplies: You could get a great, brand new car with almost thirty grand.
ChancefortheMoon: yeah well I want a great, brand new engagement ring
FreshSupplies: His balls didn't drop off when you told him the price?
ChancefortheMoon: nope
FreshSupplies: 'Cause mine would.
FreshSupplies: And I don't even have any.
ChancefortheMoon: he's thinking of getting it custom made
ChancefortheMoon: I don't need platinum
ChancefortheMoon: white gold is good
ChancefortheMoon: although I loooove the cushion diamond
ChancefortheMoon: and the tiny little diamonds
FreshSupplies: Oh well, then, white gold instead of platinum?
FreshSupplies: Nevermind, then.
FreshSupplies: Totally cheap.
ChancefortheMoon: Sarcastic much?
ChancefortheMoon: It makes it CHEAPER
FreshSupplies: Hello, my name is Brittany.
ChancefortheMoon: but it ain't cheap
ChancefortheMoon: Not as cheap as you
FreshSupplies: Apparently you haven't met me.
FreshSupplies: Wait.

The Strangest Things Make Me Explode

Brittany is FreshSupplies, Michelle is ChancefortheMoon




ChancefortheMoon: ugh I need to be fucked
FreshSupplies: I got fucked!
FreshSupplies: Does that count?
FreshSupplies: XD
ChancefortheMoon: har har
ChancefortheMoon: and no
FreshSupplies: =(
ChancefortheMoon: Well it's good for you
ChancefortheMoon: which means it's good for me
ChancefortheMoon: and if it's good for me then it's good for you
ChancefortheMoon: and if it's good good for you then it's good good for me
ChancefortheMoon: HELP I'M STUCK IN A PARADOX
FreshSupplies: I CAN'T
FreshSupplies: I'M IN IT TO
FreshSupplies: BECAUSE YOU ARE
FreshSupplies: AHHHH
FreshSupplies: ::Explodes::
ChancefortheMoon: AHHHH

No, We're Not Twelve Years Old...Technically.

Brittany is FreshSupplies, Michelle is CancefortheMoon.

We were both watching Shark Week.


FreshSupplies: Hahaha, "Most shark attacks fall into two categories."
FreshSupplies: Yeah.
FreshSupplies: PAIN
FreshSupplies: and DEATH
ChancefortheMoon: hahahaha
ChancefortheMoon: Yes the shark will be attracted to the floating plastic doll...
ChancefortheMoon: CUM THE WATER YOU IDIOTS
ChancefortheMoon: ...
ChancefortheMoon: CHUM
FreshSupplies: ...
ChancefortheMoon: I MEANT CHUM
ChancefortheMoon: NO
FreshSupplies: HAHAHAHAHA
ChancefortheMoon: STOP
ChancefortheMoon: NOW
FreshSupplies: YES
FreshSupplies: YOU CAN'T STOP ME
FreshSupplies: I'M POSTING THIS AS WE SPEAK
ChancefortheMoon: GOD DAMMIT
FreshSupplies: BAHAHAHAHA
ChancefortheMoon: It was a mistake!!!
ChancefortheMoon: ::head desk::
FreshSupplies: ::Sigh:: I love typos.
ChancefortheMoon: I saw my typo and my face literally went O.O NOOOOO
FreshSupplies: But by then...it was too late.
FreshSupplies: XD
FreshSupplies: It was like an episode of 24...only lamer.
FreshSupplies: And not as life threatening.