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Brittany is FreshSupplies, Michelle is ChancefortheMoon





FreshSupplies: Mmmmm Fable goodness.
ChancefortheMoon: hehe
FreshSupplies: If you liked the first one, you'll like this one.
ChancefortheMoon: HOW IS IT?!
ChancefortheMoon: IS IT BEAUTIFUL?!
FreshSupplies: Gorgeous.
ChancefortheMoon: Does it start off the same way?
FreshSupplies: In a pretty vague way, yes.
FreshSupplies: It's just the hero having something bad happen to him as a child.
FreshSupplies: I chose a guy for my first play through.
FreshSupplies: The Will powers are basically the same, but I never used those much anyway.
FreshSupplies: I love my dog. =D
ChancefortheMoon: I'M GOING TO BE A GIRL
FreshSupplies: I know you are, sweetie. You just keep saving up and one day your dream will come true. =D
ChancefortheMoon: ...
ChancefortheMoon: STOP BEING CLEVER
FreshSupplies: NO

2girls1Carrot

Brittany is FreshSupplies, Michelle is ChancefortheMoon.





ChancefortheMoon: So there is this Freshman theatre student who bought me at the Junior/ Senior auction.
FreshSupplies: ...
FreshSupplies: And how long have you been participating in human trafficking?
ChancefortheMoon: hahahahahaha
ChancefortheMoon: She's a really sweet girl and we hit it off at the Wiffle Ball game that was the WElcome Back SOT thing
ChancefortheMoon: She's Vegan and she's in my old dorm room and has the same side that I had
FreshSupplies: Fate.
ChancefortheMoon: Seriously though
FreshSupplies: Sexy, no-dairy fate.

I Didn't See The 'But'

Brittany is FreshSupplies, Michelle is ChancefortheMoon.





ChancefortheMoon: I find it so weird that he's so dead certain that we're going to sleep together someday though
FreshSupplies: He just wants it that badly is all.
ChancefortheMoon: What?
That he just really wants to sleep with me?
ChancefortheMoon: ugh we should have gotten that out of the way years ago
ChancefortheMoon: but then he would have been my first and I would always have regretted it
FreshSupplies: Yeah...that's...a much better option...
FreshSupplies: What were you thinking?
ChancefortheMoon: huh?
FreshSupplies: Sarcasm.
ChancefortheMoon: Not a very good job of it
FreshSupplies: Bitch I'm offering pearls of wisdom AND making an amazing video, you can't expect the humor to be spot on too.

How Ruthlessly Absurd

Brittany is FreshSupplies, Michelle is ChancefortheMoon.




ChancefortheMoon: I've already decided that he and I are Charlize Theron and Will Smith's characters in Hancock
FreshSupplies: ...
FreshSupplies: .....
ChancefortheMoon: I KNOW
ChancefortheMoon: I KNOW
FreshSupplies: .......
ChancefortheMoon: BUT IT WORKS
ChancefortheMoon: IT WORKS DAMMIT
FreshSupplies: .........
ChancefortheMoon: I KNOW
FreshSupplies: BAAAAAHAHAHAH
ChancefortheMoon: shut up
FreshSupplies: HAAHAHAHAHHA
ChancefortheMoon: OH COME ON!
FreshSupplies: Hahahaha
FreshSupplies: HAHA
FreshSupplies: WOOO
ChancefortheMoon: Why is that so funny?!
FreshSupplies: You know, I don't even know
FreshSupplies: Bahahaha
FreshSupplies: It works but just...
FreshSupplies: Hahahahaha
ChancefortheMoon: I KNOW
FreshSupplies: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha
ChancefortheMoon: If it was a better movie it wouldn't be such a bad analogy!

Well That Was Easy

Brittany is FreshSupplies, Michelle is ChancefortheMoon.





ChancefortheMoon: I don't get it
ChancefortheMoon: How can he be in love with me and want to be with me, and yet be in love with someone else and desperately want to be with them?
FreshSupplies: Because he's a codependent love addict.
FreshSupplies: Next.

Truthful Emoticon.

Brittany is FreshSupplies, Michelle is ChancefortheMoon.





ChancefortheMoon: my head is going to explode
FreshSupplies: =(
ChancefortheMoon: I'm sick
FreshSupplies: That was an honest sad face.
FreshSupplies: No sarcasm intended.

Pig Latin

Brittany is FreshSupplies, Michelle is CancefortheMoon.




ChancefortheMoon: I'm watching No Reservations
FreshSupplies: Any good?
ChancefortheMoon: They're in Cleaveland
ChancefortheMoon: this gay is hugely ay and talks SO WEIRD
ChancefortheMoon: ....
ChancefortheMoon: this guy*
ChancefortheMoon: is hugely gay*
FreshSupplies: ::Applauds::

Too Damn Smart For Her Own Whorish Good

Brittany is FreshSupplies, Michelle is ChancefortheMoon.





ChancefortheMoon: OH
ChancefortheMoon: MY
ChancefortheMoon: GOD
ChancefortheMoon: http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mis/863643704.html
FreshSupplies: ...wow.
ChancefortheMoon: jesus
ChancefortheMoon: that's obscene
FreshSupplies: Like really....just unneccesary.
FreshSupplies: Past your tonsils...
FreshSupplies: It hurts just reading that.
FreshSupplies: And shows that he knows nothing about human anatomy.
FreshSupplies: Besides the length and girth of his penis.
FreshSupplies: And where it goes.
ChancefortheMoon: um deep throat is possible you know
ChancefortheMoon: throat*
ChancefortheMoon: not that I've been able to do it
FreshSupplies: Well yeah, but past the tonsils?
ChancefortheMoon: but other people can do it
ChancefortheMoon: you know...whores
FreshSupplies: Ah yes, I forgot about the whores.
ChancefortheMoon: I know you want to forget your past
FreshSupplies: ...
FreshSupplies: Your brilliance sickens me.