Old Before the New Vol. 2

Brittany is FreshSupplies. Michelle is ChancefortheMoon.



FreshSupplies: I have gay guys making out right next to me.
FreshSupplies: What do I do?
ChancefortheMoon: Whisper in their ear "Stop thinking about my vagina."
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FreshSupplies: So I was listening to Viva la Vida for the 3494594303rd time.
ChancefortheMoon: uh huh
FreshSupplies: And I realized that the a lot of the lyrics really remind me of Tony Stark.
ChancefortheMoon: Hello obsession
ChancefortheMoon: Nice to meet you again?
ChancefortheMoon: How long will you be staying in town?
FreshSupplies: ...
FreshSupplies: Just because that was brilliant....it doesn't mean I like you.
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FreshSupplies: I think we're just stupid.
ChancefortheMoon: Woohoo!
ChancefortheMoon: The boy is almost off work!
FreshSupplies: HAHA
FreshSupplies: I thought that was a holler of joy for being stupid.
ChancefortheMoon: That too
ChancefortheMoon: HOORAY!!
FreshSupplies: ::Throws confetti::
ChancefortheMoon: ::eats it::
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ChancefortheMoon: Your subconcious hates you as much as I hate you consciously
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FreshSupplies: We are so playing strip drunk scrabble someday.
ChancefortheMoon: uh hell yeah
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FreshSupplies: Ooooooo guess what I'm making.
ChancefortheMoon: pie
ChancefortheMoon: OOH OOH
ChancefortheMoon: HERPES
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ChancefortheMoon: oh my god
ChancefortheMoon: Best moment ever
ChancefortheMoon: I got angry at Stephen because he's stupid
FreshSupplies: GREAT MOMENT
FreshSupplies: Tell that story at parties.
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ChancefortheMoon: I didn't even tell you about the lolbob
ChancefortheMoon: lowbob*
FreshSupplies: blowjob*
ChancefortheMoon: no no
FreshSupplies: Oh.
ChancefortheMoon: lowbob
FreshSupplies: I just thought you were stupid.
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Chanceforthemoon: Love is a breadstick
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ChancefortheMoon: OH MY GOD
ChancefortheMoon: DOUBT
ChancefortheMoon: THEY ARE MAKING DOUBT
ChancefortheMoon: AND SHE'S SISTER ALOYSIUS
ChancefortheMoon: OH MY GOD
ChancefortheMoon: sdjfalk jfas;dfjka;fdkja ;sjdkf ajfkasjf a;
ChancefortheMoon: PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN AS FATHER FLYNN!!!
FreshSupplies: Holy...whoa....calm down!
ChancefortheMoon: AND AMY ADAMS AS SISTER JAMES!!!!
FreshSupplies: I know!!!
ChancefortheMoon: AAAAAH!!!!!
FreshSupplies: BREATHE
ChancefortheMoon: NO
ChancefortheMoon: DON'T
ChancefortheMoon: WANT
ChancefortheMoon: TO
ChancefortheMoon: ::faint::
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ChancefortheMoon: YES YOU CAN
ChancefortheMoon: Positive thinking bitch
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FreshSupplies: He's a man's man.
FreshSupplies: ...in a non-gay way.
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ChancefortheMoon: HOLY ORAL BATMAN!
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ChancefortheMoon: WHERE IS MY SUPERSUIT!?
ChancefortheMoon: SUPERSUITE*
ChancefortheMoon: ...
ChancefortheMoon: I had it right the first time
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ChancefortheMoon: Sorry I was watching TV at the same time and my subconcious took over
ChancefortheMoon: I want to kill you
ChancefortheMoon: ...I mean seafood is interesting
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Chanceforthemoon: I have asexual dilemma.
Chanceforthemoon: a sexual*
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ChancefortheMoon: Wait
ChancefortheMoon: I'm not a sophomore nymore
ChancefortheMoon: ...
ChancefortheMoon: HOLY SHIT
ChancefortheMoon: I'm a Junior
ChancefortheMoon: I'm halfway done with college
ChancefortheMoon: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHH
ChancefortheMoon: /end bi polar disorder
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ChancefortheMoon: but has a weird one neck thing
FreshSupplies: He has a weird smile though
ChancefortheMoon: like his chin and his neck are connected
FreshSupplies: ...
FreshSupplies: HAHAHAHAHA
FreshSupplies: dklfgd;hg
FreshSupplies: Really?
ChancefortheMoon: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
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ChancefortheMoon: ugh I feel like I have midgets comiting in my stomach
FreshSupplies: ...
ChancefortheMoon: vomiting*
ChancefortheMoon: damn typos
ChancefortheMoon: Now I sound like a whore
ChancefortheMoon: A disoriented, old whore
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Chanceforthemoon: I'm taking a quick shower
FreshSupplies: 'Cause you're a dirty bitch.
ChancefortheMoon: well now I'm a clean one
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ChancefortheMoon: She becomes a psychologist to concentration camp victims
ChancefortheMoon: wait that isn't funny
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